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  • gnarly:

    if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition 

    “People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.”

    Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

    Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

    (via artfucker1996)

    latulas:

    U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

    i-only-have-eyes-for-aibou:

    flowerlulu:

    yamixyugishipping:

    the-hatred-machine:

    karmakrazey:

    the-winchester-initiative:

    orangeninjadan:

    officialeo:

    fast-lifee:

    headhunterxzi:

    gravityfalse:

    ask-fugi-no-misamac:

    officialeo:

    I’m sorry.
    It had to be done. 

    Ok,You really did it now!

    I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

    Allow me to play you the song of my people.

    where can i download this

    oh dear

    at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

    but then i noticed how long it was

    and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

    IT HIT

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    ^Literally my face when it hit

    THANK YOU FOR THIS

    AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”

    SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT

    AND THEN IT HAPPENED

    AND I

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    OH MY GOD IT HITS LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH

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    latenightseth:

Totally normal stuff.

    latenightseth:

    Totally normal stuff.

    pinnedunderreality:

John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.

    pinnedunderreality:

    John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.

    buffchickpea:

    women did not shave their armpits until 1920s and their legs until 1943 and both were the direct result of razor companies producing pictures of hairless women to sell razors.

    please stop putting hairless women in historic movies just bc OH NO MEN MIGHT NOT GET A BONER WATCHING OUR MOVIE WE CANT HAVE THAT

    britney:

drag ha

    britney:

    drag ha

    actuallycrying:

    LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE

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    bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

    bubblypopcorn:

    I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

    realenoshima:

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    COCK-A-DOODLE—

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    do you think im sexy